It just goes to show, if you search in places other than clay pots you can find some pretty neat items!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 3, 2011 · 2:54 PM
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Categories: Adult Situations, Animated, N64, Nintendo, Secret Items, Strike A Pose, The Legend of Zelda · Leave a comment (118 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
I suppose the next issue will have Malon as the centerfold.
NO! My magazine! I mean…. what magazine? I don't know that one, who mention a magazine, was you? because i wasn't… totally not….
Wait… all the pages are stuck together?
*link death noise*
Credit artist: Aphius
Shame someone had to make him delete all those wonderful parody renders. http://aphius.deviantart.com/
Just don't try to break the pot next to it.
Next Issue: Inside Gerudo's Fortress. So many tiny holes, so much treasure.
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/…
Ha. That item isn't in the original game. Seriously. It's not… I'm not even going to go check to see if it is or not. Because I already know it won't be there. Seriously, I am NOT going to go into my room, set up my N64, pop in OOT, and try and find this item because it's not there… I mean, like… even if it is in the game, which it totally isn't, it's probably really well hidden. It might take hours to find. It's probably really challenging. Normally, I'd be up for the challenge but, uh… ummm…
*Goes into room, sets up N64*
(sigh) Damn it…
Just don't check any of Ganondorf's boxes…
This is funny, but I think it's been on here before…
Ha! He still gets his porn from magazines.
Next week Zelda shows us her rose garden *wink wink twitch*
So how would that be used to beat a dungeon? It's just a magazine with pictures! That is a silly item.
<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljpfwdMaQi1qd0feso1_500.jpg">
I don't want to play the mini game that goes with this item.
And I thought OoT had all the items it needed.
All these porno magazines in Hyrule must make Link's sword go skyward.
Perfect!
Just plonk it onto the ground somewhere and concuss any sad lonely and horny guard who takes interest!
….
Wait
Wrong game
Fi: "Master, there is a 95% chance that you will feel a 95% decrease in personal satisfaction approximately 1 minute following planned procedure"
Link: "…"
Ghiriham finds your preference in The Indulges to be *ahem* "Assez Cliché"
inb4DekuNutsjokes.
Please, Final Fantasy IV had like 3 dirty magazines hidden around there XD
Well, at least now his grunts and moans will make sense…
Next month will be the Mario Special edition.
You played The Song of Delete Browser History!
Is that why the hand in the toilet keeps asking for paper?
You found : a bottle of lotion, tissues, and loss of confidence in yourself!
I GOT IT
I used to laugh at Halolz posts, then I took an arrow in the knee…
Suddenly Link isn't in such a rush to rescue zelda.
I greatly enjoy silly yet entertaining.
I agree